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vexenort:

cumsquats:

*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive

what the fuck does this post even mean

(via waterfallfish)

striderfeels:

trashboat:

could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes

the internet is a strange place

(via waterfallfish)

tallsadandgay:

grantaire-dont-care:

oh my goD im gonna cry over baby goats

loOK HE’S LIKE FIE FEET IN THE AIR

oH MY GOSH LIL BUDDIES

HOW ARE YOU FLYING

HOW DO YOU GET THIS ALTITUDE YOU ARE LITERALLY A BAB

NO DON’T BE AFRAID IVE HEARD GOAT BBS CAN FLY

IM HAVIBG A CRIISIS

GOAT CRISIS 🐐

(via blundersandmesses)

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

(via longlivetheimagines)

beingpansexualisokay:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[serial killer voice] got room for one more

(via sherlocked-with-thebeatles)

tete-pownshend:

oh man hes so pissed his suit changed colors

(via freakinnpuertorican)

buildingblanketforts:

mad-woman-without-a-box:

b-r-e-a-t-h-e—me:

theslapapow:

I fucking screamed at the tv

The only thing I can think of is River’s sonic. We all know the doctor gives it to her at some point and tells her his name. Maybe he kept it from the library and has it floating somewhere in the TARDIS. We all also know that her echo was trapped in the sonic. Maybe she’s still there, connected to it. 

(via sherlocked-with-thebeatles)

lepetitmortiarty:

hunterus-herocus:

dynamics-of-an-asteroid:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

new sex position called the “%” where you sit in different rooms separated by a wall. never touching

sTOP

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